• Me:

    Can i have your babies?

  • Justin Bieber:

    ....What?

  • Me:

    Can i have your autograph?

  • Justin Bieber:

    Oh, it sounded like something else..

  • Me:

    What did you think i said?

  • Justin Bieber:

    Can you have my babies.

  • Me:

    Well, if you're offering. Sure.

  • Justin Bieber:

    But i wasn't-

  • Me:

    Yolo. Now off with your clothes.